Musk-ovian All in One Office Solution: The Musk-ovian All in One Office Solution (AIoOS) was a fixture in late 21st century labour environments. It streamlined workers’ urine, hydration, nicotine and content breaks into one portable work-station.
The AIoOS was inspired by The Musk’s legendary 2022 internal office memo requiring all Tesla employees to work at least 40 hours in the office. It’s introduction led to a direct 8% boost in labour productivity, saving the Musk house millions.
It does this by allowing employees to merge their hydration and urination breaks into one ultra-smooth liquid transaction, with the added bonus of reducing Musk drinking water costs by recycling employees urine. It’s believed a small LED panel played intriguing video content for employees entertainment while they urinated. Lead archaeologist Oscar Davis is pictured above attempting to use a salvaged AIoOS.